AI website audits. With teeth.
Get a brutally funny AI roast of your business website. Then turn the sting into practical fixes that make your offer clearer and your next click easier.
For small-business owners, freelancers, and founders with thick skin.
The Roastmark approach
Funny enough to share. Useful enough to fix.
Our promise, not a testimonial
01 / The roast → the repair
A report card you can share. A clearer picture of what your visitors are actually seeing.
42 / 100
“Your homepage has 17 buttons and somehow none of them make me want to click.”
Biggest friction point
Visitors can’t figure out what you’re selling in five seconds.
Think your business can score higher? Try yours.
Free roast
Submit your website for an AI roast and a shareable score. See where your message leaves visitors confused instead of curious.
Pro audit
Go deeper with Pro: a detailed audit and actionable fixes for your website, so you know what to tackle instead of guessing.
Premium monitoring
Premium adds monthly monitoring, competitor analysis, and rewritten website copy. Keep checking your message as your business evolves.
02 / Give away the entertainment. Sell the solution.
Free: $0 for an AI roast and shareable score. Pro: $29 for a detailed audit and actionable fixes. Premium: $49/month for monitoring, competitor analysis, and rewritten copy.
For individuals getting started
$0/month
Your ego will recover. Your homepage can improve.
Bring your URL. Leave with a score, a laugh, and a fresh perspective on your business.